I think you just said that all European teams are worth more than the NFL teams combined. Not even sure on a number but I'll guess that's comparing 1000 teams to 32. Good work. And if you're comparing leagues, that's probably 50 leagues to 1....

And thus why this is a terrible format for an all-star game. They should just play east v. west and jog around for 90 minutes. To hell with these precious Europeans.

Best arm I've seen in 20 years.

Oh man, Darren is SO going to forward this tweet to someone at TR0LLTIDE's college.

The same guy who finished ranked #1 in the world last year? The only golfer 99% of people who watch golf care about? Right definitely cover him less.

In fairness, Dick's do occupy that region.

Javier Mascherano agrees that soccer is dangerous for assholes.

"Quick! Call 9-1-1! Dan's having a heart attack!"

By that logic, Gandhi and Hitler both did their jobs pretty well, too. I would hope nobody thought about it that way though.

It's more uncommon to see leashed dogs in the countryside in England than unleashed. Even at a major event like this, it wouldn't surprise me to see Suarez running around on his own.

[wags]

you are taking about sex, and everyone else is talking about gender.

Seriously, stop. You don't know what you're talking about, and this isn't the place.

Is there such a thing? ...but technically Mia was a man.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

The rock band Chicago once sang, "Does anybody really know what time it is?" For 82 people in Chicago over the holiday weekend, it was time to get shot

When talking about Chicago, Kanye West once rapped, "I met this girl when I was 3 years old." Odds are that the girl was shot over the weekend.

The Chicago based Plain White T's asked "What you do to me" in their hit song "Hey there Delilah". This week, 82 Chicagoans asked that very question. The answer: I murdered you.

The one thing I really liked in classic LucasArts adventure games was how full they were with colorful details. Venezuelan artist Glen Fernandez Sardi did a great job bringing these memories back with his digital paintings featuring Monkey Island 2, Maniac Mansion, Day of the Tentacle and Grim Fandango.

Do you mean hard, or tedious? Because often the two are very different.