The real scathing condemnation should be poured less on showing their girlfriends/wives and more on ESPN's fucking awful split screen layout. Which art school dropout came up with the idea of dedicating massive amounts of screen real estate to ROLLING_CLOUDS.gif when the entire idea of going to a split screen is that…

I'd rather watch this Adriana Henao person than oval racing. I gave it a shot yesterday and it was so boring.

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

Really shocked Barry White's lowest note was an F#1. I had E1s when I sang, and I'm just a bass-baritone. Maybe we've been mistaking his timbre for tone all this time.

Don't you just hate the way these fuckin' clowns blow it up, then twist and turn it into whatever sensationalized form they want it to take? Really, when push comes to shove, it's just a balloon.

Thanks. Now I'll save some bucks by seeing the regular, non 3d version.

there was a 3D showing and a 2D showing last night at the theater. Pretty much everyone went to the 2D one. I didn't know people still went to 3D movies.

Ha! I'm glad I left. Marvel really has us conditioned to sit through all that, usually with little to no payoff. The Winter Soldier in particular had me questioning my resolve to stick around in the future. It seems they go with "this is stuff from the next movie" mid-credits and "throwaway gag" at the end.

Probably not *Spoiler* but will say *spoiler* to be safe:

1. Bryan Cranston does a whole lot with the very little he's given.

2. The last 45 minutes are superb, and there are a lot of little touches that give the final hour more depth and artistry than your average American-City-Being-Destroyed scene chewing. There are some shots that are downright beautiful. I wish the…

Going into this movie with the Pacific Rim mindset. Horrible characters, horrible dialogue.

You have to choose your battles carefully. And early-onset dementia has chosen well.

I know we make a lot of jokes about the people in situations like this, but this is just sad. I love baseball and fondly look back on every game I've ever attended. The experiences and life lessons the sport grants you are second to none. But this poor girl is going to be turned off from the game for the rest of her…

"I don't know where you think you are, little girl, but we don't keep shit like that here as a keepsake. We put it in a casserole dish with cream of mushroom soup, Velveeta, and tater tots, then pop it an oven for an hour or so."

Sterling's next excuse: He fell victim to the Foreigner belt. He's just a Dirty White Boy.

Meatwad could probably do better colour commentary than Reggie Miller.

It would certainly explain why he is such a dick to Frylock all the time.

How a false dichotomy? To be realistic, being 'grateful' to the troops without supporting the cause means dick. So, I think the war was a wasteful crock of shit, but I think the troops service was just great. What the fuck could that possibly mean? If it means that I wish the best of luck and prosperity to the…