TheSimulacra
TheSimulacra
TheSimulacra

"Estimated worth" is nonsense, though. The Los Angeles Clippers were supposed to be "worth" $700m right before someone bought it for $2b in real, actual money. If the Cowboys ever sold there is absolutely no way they sell for as little as $2.3b, and the same probably goes for Barca at $3.2b. There's no way to know

Why would they do that? Because 69 is the funniest number?

MY LIFE IS A BLACK HOLE OF DESPAIR PLEASE FILL IT UP WITH MORE MEANINGFUL ARTICLES, SAMER

Man someone gives this man a radio show already this take is so hot I can barely look at it

Lamigo Monkeys are a class organization like the Spurs or the Cards. Class. CLASS.

That wasn't an argument it was a word salad

Yeah he should really be more thoughtful when responding to the guy who told everyone to shut up

Suarez: "Can I put a sentence in here that demands Chiellini apologize for hurting my teeth?"

It's the Duke scale.

Then imagine them side-by-side, to provide even more insight via juxtaposition.

Fox News decided to make their own graph, for some reason.

You think that's useless? Imagine it as a bar chart.

Sometimes I just absentmindedly mutter to myself over and over, "Val Venis. Val Venis. Val Venis."

Lookie here, it's those PC police also known as the WWE again

I love this fantasy you have where libertarians are rich assholes when usually only half of that is correct.

You are not angry or pompous enough in your comments, fyi

Wasn't referring to the game's quality, was only referring to whether or not it's some kind of huge omission from the list. If barely anybody played it, then it's not really that important how hard it was.

I can't tell what's sadder, the truth or the lie.