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Yeah I'm sure being the first openly gay player drafted by the NFL, being a guy whose sexuality was the talk of the entire nation for weeks, who has undoubtedly endured months of harassment from the world over... yeah I'm sure that guy's story is just the same as everyone else's.

gay jokes are fun, haha thank you for making me laugh about the gays

haha u guys are really funny, "ram" haha "packer" hah these are gay jokes right

"I can almost guarantee that if he didn't come out, you would have never heard of him and he wouldn't have been drafted."

Please. Because teams NEVER jump at guys with huge college numbers, that won huge awards, that were starters on defenses in the SEC? Nobody would've known the guy who won DPoY in the best

"Instead of superhero Rambo, he can be RamButt."

This is a real thing that a real adult thought was super clever

I'm calling it, "Western Worship of the Lunar Goddess: The Aging Giant Fades Away"

EDIT: some of you are asking, how can a crystal be poisonous? Well, this is a special crystal—it's a poison called "The Strangler." Here's how it works, according to the Game of Thrones wiki:

I suddenly feel the urge to explain this concept to some patriots while I'm wearing a burning American flag, just so they can understand exactly why they should not be offended.

Super excited about this Peanuts reboot, the 3d animation looks off the chain

So you're just avoiding my point entirely and then presenting me with a false binary in response. Being good at hitting does not absolve him of being a bad teammate, and if that doesn't fulfill your silly request then I can't help you, man.

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So getting arrested for driving recklessly and making egotistical decisions that cost his team on the field are not things worth criticizing... but if a sportswriter cherry-picks some stats to further a point then by god nail him to the wall? Is that right?

... I think you just countered yourself. This was a presentation made BY SquareEnix for GDC. If you can't figure out why you're off-base at this point then I can't really help you, man.

So you just skipped the title of this slide, where it says "What We [SquareEnix] Have Learned"?

Even after issuing an apology, in which he spoke of his "regret", the controversy over Penny Arcade artist Mike Krahulik's comments at this year's PAX continue to have repercussions.

More like, if Guy A says "Here's my classic $2m race car to drive around" he should probably make sure that a simple missed gear isn't going to blow up his engine, and if he does, rather than take the irresponsible way out and sue Guy B, he should take responsibility for his own recklessness and pay for his own car

and apparently you prefer to give someone else something that's half-broken and then blame them when it falls apart.