I don't like street parking where everyone is allowed to park in whichever fucking direction they want. ONE SIDE GOES ONE WAY THE OTHER SIDE GOES THE OTHER. Stupid asses.

I love Joe Maddon very very much.

The only small problem as I see it, is that this is still fucking boring.

Bitch.

This video sucks.

"I agree with Mr. Smith." — Robert Chambers

Don't be so sure.

Why is it that we are ok with reply but not consulting the fucking rulebook?

n/m remind me to read the whole post next time.

This is wonderful and should be getting more love.

So when she inhales, it comes out of his mouth? That shit is cool.

Poseidon, dumbass.

yup, that works. +1

Well played, sir.

You can sort of tell that even the crowd didn't think it had a prayer. They don't really react until the ball is in the net. Usually you get that pre-cheer, then the explosion. Not here. Unless they were all just stoned.

From Deadspin to Gawker to buzzwhatever and now this. Rough ride, AJ.

Does anyone else hear him say, "gay...fuckin' shit"? Or is it "ok...fuckin' shit"? Either way, there is something before "fuckin' shit" and I want to fuckin' know what it is.

Isn't that, like, a sign of psychosis or something?

Good god, Gallagher is the worst.

Is this where the jorts shenanigans are supposed to occur?