And the river...it's on fire!!!

So that was really Chris Chambliss, right?

Spot on. Though I did try to cover my 7-year old's eyes during the replays. I guess I'm a bad person AND a bad father?

But somehow he can operate the internets. That's what confuses me.

Potvin sucks!

+1

And I think "overpowered" is a bit strong. He gets a glancing blow, then covers his head like the ceiling is caving in and runs away.

A violent hit is not necessarily a dirty hit. Girardi's is (arguably) more violent. Kaleta's is definitely more dirty.

Is that from the Big Book of Laws?

As a Jets fan, I'd argue, but I don't have enough words.

Nice.

oof

Rodman later told the Official State Translator accompanying him that he had no idea his joke about fucking Kim's wife would go over so well.

Yeah, that's always how I've used it.

very well done.

I'm confused by this, too. My personal theory is that the vast majority of guys watching football actually (a) don't know much about the game and (b) are generally too drunk to follow the announcers so the vapidity is appealing instead of some egghead explaining shit.

Yes they do, actually. We send most of our tax dollars to you.

The tattoo evokes Mount Rushmore, but carved into a Catcher's mitt. Very nice.

He used to be a decent cap guy. Not anymore.

awful.