calling the police wont do much other then waste a good few hours of your time.

"anti-PS4 rant"

"despite 600 hits" i thought this was about cars crashing into each other 600 times

I enjoyed it most not when the crash made them completely stop but when they just barely shaved the top.

No shit! They want to show off the new features, talking to your console, streaming tv through it, and fantasy football is all new to gaming consoles. It would make no sense for them to advertise the very well know fact that it plays games when its known that it excels at that.

so much about this car makes me feel weird.

During the superbowl, the annoying commercials are the best time to wreck your friends at a game of nba 2k

Actually yea, it is.

The kinect and move were equally successful so if the kinect was trash then that means the move was as well.

Anything with only one seat (if you're the groom)

those are not Lamborghini headlights, can you all stop saying that.

only if pretty was defined by ugly headlights, rims and buick vents.

clearly marks from them drifting in the sand.

reads toyota review
"you know whats better? Porsche."

Maybe now little kids will stop calling me an old black man, im 17 with a deep voice dang flabbit.

This makes perfect sense, concerned parents would read this story and they might be interested in buying their kids a toy as well.

Also, what did they do with these 130+ cars? There has to be an engine or two in there they dont need anymore.

If you watch any car related videos you would probably enjoy this, its clearly not about the story which is fine by me as long as the lack of a proper story is made up by burning tons of rubber, fossils and and maybe the occasional car scene.

PATTERNS?!?! That increases grip 18% in high stress situations!!! #FACT

2014 Toyota Corolla, the car that can do some of it!