This isn't about taking a principled stand against the bureaucracy of keeping one's car legal. This is about what to do if you're driving an illegal car. It happens!

It’s funny but this chart is pretty accurate for how I’ve felt about COD games. I think MW3 was great and BO2 was pretty good. Then Ghosts really started to drop off and I’ve grown so tired of AW (even though it was initially a breath of fresh air for the series) that I really don’t play it much anymore. I just keep…

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

Well no, she's already in heaven, you're just trying to see if You Can Take Her Higher. To A Land Where Blind Men See.

I'm going to play this game on Yeezy difficulty.

VCU students aren't trying to trick anybody, they're seriously that bad at counting.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

Congrats on not reading the article.

That's my point. He doesn't seem to recognize that this is sexual assault; asking him to examine how he'd react if the genders were flipped is a prompt to recognize what happened.

My manager gave me a free meal that night for dealing with them. Silver lining?

He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

this is it. this is the one. here we go.

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.

nobody ever claimed Pop was human

Wrong type of pussy.

We're each infallible in our individual preferences. You can subjectively think he's hot, I can subjectively think he looks like a basset hound.

Does anyone get the feeling that the youngest Kadasha-nner must suffer from some SERIOUS sibling envy/insecurity? I mean, she's a beautiful girl, no one's questioning that, but she's shorter and curvier and doesn't have the HIGH FASHION face that this one does. I feel like it would be tough not to struggle with…

These people are dicks and even if they had gotten the seats they wanted I'm 1000% sure they would have found something else to complain about and not left a tip.

Actually it's a reference to Lil Boosie, a rapper who faced the death penalty for murder but was found not guilty. He was incarcerated for drug charges but was freed when his lawyers argued he was set up and won.