TheSchlongestYard
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TheSchlongestYard

Loser here; and I picked Florida to win it all.

#teammilakunisbutt but side boob is fine too.

Scary stuff. Phillies with this are almost always put down.

Which is why Stephen Hawking never gets a call.

Where's the Shia LeBeouf category?

It's also in French. (At least before the apostrophe, but Canal+ can edit that out.)

To be fair...

Ian has a unique form of dyslexia. He was actually just calling Dale a snipe.

I think Tim lives in Chicago, so it's Chicago slang too.

I feel sorry for Reader Luke. In the next Reilly article he finds out who is father is.

Imagine how big the bear was that this one was hidden in. Now imagine it had the same size face.

"Poop like a champion today." - Dookie Rockne

Congrats, guac! I've got you in my pants right now.

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Might just be an over-aggressive Heimlich maneuver. People choke on sandwiches all the time.

I'm gonna TAB this and read it later.

I wonder whose daughter Olbermann is going to twitter fight over this.

Really didn't expect this from a country with a well-known bear culture.

Dom Cosentino? That has to be a made up name.