Lacrosse bros never change.

Loser couldn’t get one more goal to reach 500.

My question I want answered is: Does Leo have a nice Bear Oscar recipe?

These are a lot of words.

I’m part of the very vast minority. Very vast.

More like Kennisaw Denial Landis, amirite!

As if you needed another reason to visit Champaign-Urbana. (I need another reason.)

Chicago’s Beachwood Reporter has a good roundup of this shitstorm issue including instances where as originally published, she wasn’t so figurative.

Geez. For someone who didn’t have a pot to piss in, you sure do write about food a lot.

I had no idea Canuck was Canadian for volcano.

"Well this just got more confusing."

We're all impressed with Alex's art knowledge.

Let it be said that I'm a NFL is a brutal landscape denier. Open fields surrounded by our versions of Rome's colosseum- simply majestic.

I once was at a restaurant named Chez Mix. It was part French, part English, part Soul Food, part Russian, part Lebanese, part Spanish, part Italian, part Korean, part Indian, part Japanese, part Ethiopian, part Chinese, and part Brazilian.

For future use...

Hi Kevin, non-reporter design-degree type here,

Then I'll go Emma, win, 5 Deadspin-bucks.

What odds do you give Emma coming back?

It's the Deadspin new editor Highlander tournament- who ya got?