Was the translator really necessary?

That's not fair. I'm not sure if it's not fair to Eli or the Bears though?

I can only wonder what would've happened if he hadn't put that reflective silver over his eye black...

Holy shit! Illinois is bowl eligible.

I didn't think Joy was that common in Brazil.

My god, is that the JETS font?

I, for one, am glad we quicked Quebec out of North Ameriqua.

Boy, when this guy sticks his neck out...

Well, he is pretty fast.

Not to mention all the horse shit he had to run through.

OMG! Whoa- blown' my mind, Greg! Boy George is gay?!?!?

What's UpC-Love-Dog?

Don't hold back- tweet your opinions on sandwiches and other controversial issues of the day.

Do you prefer to hold the, tow the, or take a hard line?

"with Cutler's trebuchet arm"

Who makes a list to 51? So stupid.

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Really unfathomable. They couldn't trade him to the Raiders for a draft pick?

Butt was preceded in death by his parents, Virginia and Dickens.