Y r u so dum.

When the time comes for a live action Laff-a-Lympics (and that time is never) I hope Dance gets to play Dread Baron.

Nice. He should've set that thing on fire afterwards.

a website that exists solely for the purpose of embarrassing people.

Reminds me of the old saw:
Will you show me your Harry Gant if I show you my Dick Trickle?

Voodoo play card.

Don't forget Thanksgiving.

I've never had so many balls held in face.

So, is the penalty for stupidity commenting on Deadspin?

Sportswriters, am I right?

Vote scumbag:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/hof_201…

Smith

Carl Monday's ears perk up.

Also a great moment for integration as Danes were finally allowed to play football.

I'll wait for John Allen's take. He's got good sources.

Dear Mayor Ford,

This was actually the annual salute to McGruff the Crime Dog.

Well, I do LIKE it a lot, but I've always been afraid of commitment.

Arrhythmia and Tia were headlining at Scores last night too.