Kinda got a little lazy here.

Granite block naming opportunities now available for your donation to the athletic fund!

Getting out of Cleveland will make him a star faster. Good on ya, Norv!

"They were cookies! I don't even eat fruit"

Fred Phelps: Not GLAAD.

When I was 5 I asked my Grandpa why do I need to make my bed every morning? His reply, "Why do you need to wipe your ass every time you shit?"

Yes. I mean, I'm aware of it now.

All fun and games until global thermonuclear war breaks out.

You'd think he wouldn't be so obscure- he's a pretty substantial guy, he plays for the Giants, they have an enormous following, and he's had a considerable career.

I have a mild addiction to chips. So one thing I’ve done that has worked well is replacing crispy chips with a healthier alternative that is also crispy–like a cucumber or bell pepper. Granted, a cucumber may not offer the same explosion of flavor as chips, but after I’ve eaten it, I feel better and more full, curbing…

I had a breakout of honor when I took Sally Dunne to prom senior year.

You'd think a Christian who'd been to the mont wouldn't need eyes to see.

Agreed, he'll land on his feet:

I found them!

Now, what does Julius Peppers's GPA have to do with anything?

Smart idea- don't fill up on Rice. You'll just be hungry an hour later.

The Polish Cancer Society had a little trouble translating the meaning of the Great Polish Smoke Out to its constituents.

I think he's trying to photograph her tifo.

This was more worth my 24 secs of time than the video.