Great stuff.
Just a quick question: Am I supposed to throw hard-boiled, raw, fried, scrambled, or poached eggs at Rick Reilly or does it not matter?

"Nuts."

Murse or Rand-McNally atlas?

Shoulda been you, Lindsey.

I absolutely love Olive Garden's pesto. Have you tried it? Have you ever been there? D-LISH!

Interesting piece, but might the author just be racist against Poles and Asians?

Rob Ryan will eat every cut of meat before getting a haircut.

Wait, there are casual Zubaz?

"Apocryphal? I thought all those bombs went off in China?"

They're engaged or so Wikipedia tells me.

It's gotta be a character, right?

The things people will do for a half dozen retweets...

Not sure why you'd expect human emotion from a centaur, but I'm not a bio-guy.

It seems it was all a joke (and so was the tweet.)

Jurors 30-a and 44-b will not be available for comment.

We'll see if the evidence sticks.

I'll wait for the D.N.A. remix.

This is extremely discerning. But it's also covering up the fact that only little people will be allowed to be photographers at the games.

Paul Sullivan gets my vote. His Trib articles are usually on point and objective. His Twitter is a good follow for his opinion.

She's just waiting for her part to be filmed in "C Roll 2 - Call of the Bored".