The things people will do for a half dozen retweets...

Not sure why you'd expect human emotion from a centaur, but I'm not a bio-guy.

It seems it was all a joke (and so was the tweet.)

Jurors 30-a and 44-b will not be available for comment.

We'll see if the evidence sticks.

I'll wait for the D.N.A. remix.

This is extremely discerning. But it's also covering up the fact that only little people will be allowed to be photographers at the games.

Paul Sullivan gets my vote. His Trib articles are usually on point and objective. His Twitter is a good follow for his opinion.

She's just waiting for her part to be filmed in "C Roll 2 - Call of the Bored".

"Highlights, humph."

He could walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more and he'd still be no closer to Cooperstown.

Our long national nightmare is still rolling down a slight slope.

What a prick.

This photo was taken only a moment after Putin shot his tie off of his neck to silence a journalist.

Look- another positive story involving a cycle!

Was really hoping this would be that elusive Jeanette Lee sex tape.

Dejongh was captured when the police followed the trail of breadcrumbs, sherry, and garlic.

+1...

There is a lot of futile pulling, a lot of good-meaning-but-ultimately useless assistance from khaki-wearing guys and a lot of panting

You can tell he's drunk in the picture- the wild eyes, the smirk on his face. Oh, and Seguin might be drunk too.