Seeing Screamers on that list brings back memories. We used to steal them from our uncle's cooler. We didn't get drunk; we just didn't want to have to drag him up a flight of stairs to bed again.

The manager really needs to control these 'Nuts. He needs to be in charge.

So when does @MLB buy this tweet as source material?

Thug hotcake life.

What did they expect with all those tender vittels all over the course.

Wow. You got all that from an old batman episode?

Maybe you could get the Georgia Satellites to play the wedding.

Here's a good shot, taken by Viktor Stalberg:

Parted on the side and clean around the edges? OK, please sit up straight in the chair for me... Oh...

Who knew Roger Goodell was an Alanis Morissette fan?

Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose painting, sleep and urine on my boat shoes.

Also Marian Hossa had a bad back: https://twitter.com/ChrisKuc/statu…

From holding strawberries to picking dingleberries...

Really thought BirdLaw had it right: https://twitter.com/BirdLawDS/stat…

Of course you go glove side: Look which way his third eye is staring.

No sport benefits more from HD. Luckily Fox doesn't broadcast hockey anymore because I'm not sure I could take their rocket-sperm in HD.

Hoc-key?

Most likely to examine his own urine for PEDs.

Why is the yearbook photo to the right staged (or not) in a bathroom?

Who knew Bucky Dent had more than one memorable home run.