TheSchlongestYard
Winky Dinky Dog
TheSchlongestYard

Is the grey for Tim Horton's?

Not for nothin' but is that an areola at the 2:01 mark?

And the Amway Canadian Championship means nothing?

Still shorter than the line I waited in for the ride to the top.

RELATED: Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket all future Kings games for the Maloofs' support of Plan B.

Why so many sheep?

And Illinois in that our football program is major in $ earned only.

As a stay-at-home dad I don't make more than any of these players. I deal with slightly less whining about phantom injuries though, so I guess it's a wash.

Estoy tan feliz como una almeja

Big Brown

Occam's razor: Kid is having trouble sucking. Jay is showing him how to suck.

6 months of Super Deluxe Primo Pricing! with free HBO and Showtime, then a 300% rate increase?

Worst Thunderdome remake ever!

This week on 24- Is Jack Bauer a side sleeper???

The joke will be on us when we find out that Seventh Woods anagrams to Danny Almonte...

Tonight, we are all West, (Fucking) Texas.

It gets worse- his electronic listening device had the capability to send and receive electronic messages from sources worldwide!

Belief

Some editing Anonymous. You reveal yourself in paragraph 8.