Who knew Roger Goodell was an Alanis Morissette fan?

Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things….nose painting, sleep and urine on my boat shoes.

Also Marian Hossa had a bad back: https://twitter.com/ChrisKuc/statu…

From holding strawberries to picking dingleberries...

Really thought BirdLaw had it right: https://twitter.com/BirdLawDS/stat…

Of course you go glove side: Look which way his third eye is staring.

No sport benefits more from HD. Luckily Fox doesn't broadcast hockey anymore because I'm not sure I could take their rocket-sperm in HD.

Hoc-key?

Most likely to examine his own urine for PEDs.

Why is the yearbook photo to the right staged (or not) in a bathroom?

Who knew Bucky Dent had more than one memorable home run.

Is the grey for Tim Horton's?

Not for nothin' but is that an areola at the 2:01 mark?

And the Amway Canadian Championship means nothing?

Still shorter than the line I waited in for the ride to the top.

RELATED: Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket all future Kings games for the Maloofs' support of Plan B.

Why so many sheep?

And Illinois in that our football program is major in $ earned only.

As a stay-at-home dad I don't make more than any of these players. I deal with slightly less whining about phantom injuries though, so I guess it's a wash.

Estoy tan feliz como una almeja