Big Brown

Occam's razor: Kid is having trouble sucking. Jay is showing him how to suck.

6 months of Super Deluxe Primo Pricing! with free HBO and Showtime, then a 300% rate increase?

This week on 24- Is Jack Bauer a side sleeper???

The joke will be on us when we find out that Seventh Woods anagrams to Danny Almonte...

Tonight, we are all West, (Fucking) Texas.

It gets worse- his electronic listening device had the capability to send and receive electronic messages from sources worldwide!

Belief

Some editing Anonymous. You reveal yourself in paragraph 8.

Always like when Mavis sings this song.

So that girl from Girls dates one Fun..

Almost dead is the new dead.

I had no idea Tim was so attractive. Will looks smarmy.

LSKJDFHADFH! SPORTZ

Well, if you're having chili, I'll take the bully.

Criminal savages? PMS-NBC?

I was 5. My mom hasn't answered my repeated voicemails asking about my whereabouts. I'll let you know after Christmas when I find out.

Most Annoying Spore Bloggers, Ranked By Spore

With the 3rd pick in the 1st round, the Oakland Raiders select, Tyrann Mathieu, DB, LSU.