I am as unfunny on Twitter as here. (@Winky_Dinky_Dog).

I bet his producer had his finger on the mute button for him.

Fear does strange things to people. Fear of the unknown does unknowably strange things to people.

I'll go with Pearl Jam at Soldier Field in 1995. They covered Sly and the Family Stone (Everyday People) and Pete Townsend (Let My Love Open The Door). The show seemed intimate for a stadium. Oh, and Otis Rush opened up- that was awesome too.

Tim McCarver in the Hall with the lead pipe.

In off-ice hockey news, Marion Hossa, two weeks after being hit by Raffi Torres, has been going for short walks.

Also, go see a marathon in person. Just seeing the elite of the elites blow by me at a speed that I can't sprint at for 5 yards is fricking breathtaking. Luckily where I watch the Chicago marathon from each year is next to an Einstein's so I can grab a breakfast or two while I wait for the people I know to come by a…

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Usually the alcohol helps. This time it exacerbated awfulness into truly abhorrent.

For me it's Couting Crows a year or two ago at Ravinia (a picnic in the park/open alcohol type place for the non-Chicago area folk).

Not seen in the photo- Clay Matthews screaming, "I'll get you Jay Cutler, and your little dog too!"

See, I told you it works. Why does he call his throwing arm "Superstition" though?

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Kinda lonely tonight, I guess I have bad intentions.

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Thanks to a recommendation from Capt Lou, I'll go with Senna. Mainly because it was the last doc I saw, but it was excellent.