Anyone else see this Panthers' exec on Twitter. Kind of a catty bitch. (He's a dude.)

Norby gave Schlabach the original idea for the story after kicking out some drug crazed clown during a meeting in 2011.

Shameless Plug DUAN (for charity):

Fucktown, Texas. Dammit, I hate it when people get the geography wrong.

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Re: Writers and editors will hang around down there more often.

When your accountant mentions that he's waiting for Gozer the Gozerian it's best to self-file your extension.

Acting!

Is "how the hell are we going to spin this one" the official look of a North Korean sports official?

I'm starting to feel bad for him.

Don't google it.

I was hoping this would be a "What We're Talking About When We Talk About Poker" article when I saw the headline.

The Pirates had entered that night tied for first place with the Montreal Expos.

...knowledge is measured by volume and not length.

I acted alone, according to patsy.

Excellent information. My throwing up on everything days are well past me now that I have a kid that throws up on everything.

Thank you good sir. (I tend to avoid all weaponry whist drinking.)

NOLA DUAN:

Seriously, do they use chloroform on potential recruits and say, "See only 30 minutes from New York City, sign here."

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