Fighting unemployment by retiring. You're a true patriot Mike Martz.

I'm looking forward to their Leviticus versions.

Does anyone know if it's cold in Foxboro? I bet it's cold there.

CP freelancer doesn't work so well as a craigslist want ad headline.

Are you sure that cover isn't an homage to Eric B and Rakin's 1988 Follow the Leader Tour?

Shaq must be talking about how A.J. ruined Gawker.

@StuartScottsEye

Maybe these two can help.

Disappearing railroad blues my ass.

+1 to the cute girl from Brooklyn via Mattoon (pictured, right)

"Rock Me Like a Herman Cain" was a good one a few months? ago. I chuckle when they're read, but rarely do they stick with me after a few Guinness.

+μ?

Oh noes! Someone held up a GO DWAGS! sign at the Outback Bowl.

The GarPax lasted 8 years. Eventually, the seahorses staged an unsuccessful coup d'tat against the ruling shark/beluga/tortoise triumverate. The resulting civil war lasted 6 years with 7 different warring parties leaving the Shedd in shambles until the jellies interceded for the otter faction.

Maybe they'll have a future conversation where this will come up: [snltranscripts.jt.org]

We're only at the simple hide-n-seek phase (13 months). Every time he laughs his head off when he finds me (in the same exact spot I was last time).

I'd never heard that version; it's great. And just like that- wham -it's added to my Christmas playlist.

And since I'm at it.

& @TPC and Steve U: Ha!