Given its lyrics, I'll go with this one. Puts a smile on my face when Ma sings along to the chorus.

The Law of the Internet says that an Auto-Tune version of Tebow singing Awesome God is out there.

Found some leftover Goose Island Harvest Ale in the 'fridge. Holiday cleaning is fun!

If you get to J. D. McDuffie you've gone too far; way too far.

Templeton Rye and Goose Island Spicy Ginger Soda was regularly consumed at the Jones household this summer. Good stuff. (And I usually consider it a sin to mix good Rye, but this was sublime.)

1. The GEICO caveman

Badminton- That guy who swears his dink shot went over the net when clearly the shuttlecock barely made it to lip then fell flat.

Do they ever do a jilted lovers day after Valentine's Day marathon? I'm picturing The Burning Bed, Poor Little Rich Girl, and other Fawcett or Fawcett-Majors films. That would be fun.

I hope you stay in the black while wearing red.

6. Flying somewhere warm.

I would like to be the first* to say a great big congratulations to Coach Ron Zook. Good luck in the Food Conglomerate Acts Like It Gives a Damn Bowl.

I think your grammar is correct. As for what happened to Shonn Greene I think that's how it was spelled on his birth certificate.*

One day I'll tell my son the story of the day that Tyler-fucking-Palko way laid the vaunted Chicago Bear defense. He will quietly walk out of the nursing home shutting off the lights on the way out while shaking his head. As he walks past the staff his only words will be, "It's time."

I’ll be watching my son all day and won’t have the TV on too much. (Protecting his rods and cones.) So I’d appreciate it if all announcer-gasms occur during nap time, particularly any Solo-gasms.

Ah well, life marches inexorably forward.

You can find me @Winky_Dinky_Dog if you're looking for someone who tweets about once a week and mostly in reply to Chicago sportswriters who have no sense of humor.

Motley Crue with White Snake opening. It was also my first time smelling smoke not based on burning tobacco. I was 12 and went with my older brother and his friends. It was AWESOME!

Somehow I came up with Ron Paul as my best choice for President.

Ha! Sorry, my original comment wasn't meant to disparage J-E-T-S fans, just Fireman Ed and the networks' need to promote him.

I wonder if Jets fans could spell their team name without Fireman Ed's help.