Don't google it.

I was hoping this would be a "What We're Talking About When We Talk About Poker" article when I saw the headline.

The Pirates had entered that night tied for first place with the Montreal Expos.

...knowledge is measured by volume and not length.

I acted alone, according to patsy.

Excellent information. My throwing up on everything days are well past me now that I have a kid that throws up on everything.

Thank you good sir. (I tend to avoid all weaponry whist drinking.)

NOLA DUAN:

Seriously, do they use chloroform on potential recruits and say, "See only 30 minutes from New York City, sign here."

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Fighting unemployment by retiring. You're a true patriot Mike Martz.

I'm looking forward to their Leviticus versions.

Does anyone know if it's cold in Foxboro? I bet it's cold there.

CP freelancer doesn't work so well as a craigslist want ad headline.

Are you sure that cover isn't an homage to Eric B and Rakin's 1988 Follow the Leader Tour?

Shaq must be talking about how A.J. ruined Gawker.

@StuartScottsEye

Maybe these two can help.

Disappearing railroad blues my ass.