+1 to the cute girl from Brooklyn via Mattoon (pictured, right)

"Rock Me Like a Herman Cain" was a good one a few months? ago. I chuckle when they're read, but rarely do they stick with me after a few Guinness.

+μ?

Oh noes! Someone held up a GO DWAGS! sign at the Outback Bowl.

The GarPax lasted 8 years. Eventually, the seahorses staged an unsuccessful coup d'tat against the ruling shark/beluga/tortoise triumverate. The resulting civil war lasted 6 years with 7 different warring parties leaving the Shedd in shambles until the jellies interceded for the otter faction.

Maybe they'll have a future conversation where this will come up: [snltranscripts.jt.org]

We're only at the simple hide-n-seek phase (13 months). Every time he laughs his head off when he finds me (in the same exact spot I was last time).

I'd never heard that version; it's great. And just like that- wham -it's added to my Christmas playlist.

And since I'm at it.

& @TPC and Steve U: Ha!

Given its lyrics, I'll go with this one. Puts a smile on my face when Ma sings along to the chorus.

The Law of the Internet says that an Auto-Tune version of Tebow singing Awesome God is out there.

Found some leftover Goose Island Harvest Ale in the 'fridge. Holiday cleaning is fun!

If you get to J. D. McDuffie you've gone too far; way too far.

Templeton Rye and Goose Island Spicy Ginger Soda was regularly consumed at the Jones household this summer. Good stuff. (And I usually consider it a sin to mix good Rye, but this was sublime.)

1. The GEICO caveman

Badminton- That guy who swears his dink shot went over the net when clearly the shuttlecock barely made it to lip then fell flat.

Do they ever do a jilted lovers day after Valentine's Day marathon? I'm picturing The Burning Bed, Poor Little Rich Girl, and other Fawcett or Fawcett-Majors films. That would be fun.

I hope you stay in the black while wearing red.

6. Flying somewhere warm.