I would like to be the first* to say a great big congratulations to Coach Ron Zook. Good luck in the Food Conglomerate Acts Like It Gives a Damn Bowl.

I think your grammar is correct. As for what happened to Shonn Greene I think that's how it was spelled on his birth certificate.*

One day I'll tell my son the story of the day that Tyler-fucking-Palko way laid the vaunted Chicago Bear defense. He will quietly walk out of the nursing home shutting off the lights on the way out while shaking his head. As he walks past the staff his only words will be, "It's time."

I’ll be watching my son all day and won’t have the TV on too much. (Protecting his rods and cones.) So I’d appreciate it if all announcer-gasms occur during nap time, particularly any Solo-gasms.

Ah well, life marches inexorably forward.

You can find me @Winky_Dinky_Dog if you're looking for someone who tweets about once a week and mostly in reply to Chicago sportswriters who have no sense of humor.

Motley Crue with White Snake opening. It was also my first time smelling smoke not based on burning tobacco. I was 12 and went with my older brother and his friends. It was AWESOME!

Somehow I came up with Ron Paul as my best choice for President.

Ha! Sorry, my original comment wasn't meant to disparage J-E-T-S fans, just Fireman Ed and the networks' need to promote him.

I wonder if Jets fans could spell their team name without Fireman Ed's help.

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And here I thought Rhodes scholars were named after the American Dream. Learning something new everyday from Deadspin.

I heard Amos Alonzo Stagg gave his name to a certain cinema genre.

Not since about 100BC. But it was Greece, you know how it is.

Today is my son's first birthday so he got to celebrate with a cupcake this evening. There was cupcake everywhere!

How much does this Rosenthal guy eat?

That was the Worst Biggest Game Evar Ever.

Sorry, I just turned the game on- but have they shown the guy dressed as a cow in the stands or has he been tipped?

I wish you wouldn't spray that

It's nice to see that Io still calls Zeus by his pet name.