Also [deadspin.com]

Very good comment and I look forward to any response in this thread or elsewhere in the future.

Not the BeeGees!

I say yes, because I'm a man and I have pretty low standards. But I find her just gross. She has crazy eyes. It's like looking at a cow from way too close.

Wide-9 was Kirstie Alley's unrealized Star Trek TNG character.

Tim Tebow waxes the dolphin with the best of them.

You never need be without a spittoon again. (I particularly like that it has a weighted base to maintain its uprightness.)

Maybe he's celebrating Clemson's #1 ranking.

Did Butch Davis sneak into the front row? Loyal to a fault he is.

questions about (Illinois's) game management

I think the real story here is that the Pirates can afford a Twitter feed.

Look at this fucking make-them-jump-through hoops-ter.

Shortly after this taping a still confused Nipsy Russell coined the phrase "winning ugly."

After you see six of Pele's lava tsunamis it's time to change the battery in your smoke detector.

Well, Joe Buck thinks moon is a four-letter word...

I was starting to write a comment about that comment, but I think it's best if I just let it stand on its own.

If you need an interlude book to keep on the toilet (for when you don't want to get into a new BIG book) I recommend American Places: Encounters with History. It's various historians takes on historic places ranging from Monticello to Graceland.

Also announced today by the LFL was that Michael's home town will be awarded an expansion team. The Gary Gilmore Girls begin play next season.

The only place more nothing ever happened was on 90th Street.

You probably already knew this, but it's simply not safe to live in Ohio: