TheSchlongestYard
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TheSchlongestYard

I've always hated brussels sprouts. From their difficult pronunciation to their tasting like boiled dirt leaves. That is until I sautéed the hell out of them one night.

I need to know what Coach Ditka thinks of this unread book before I can make my uninformed opinion.

How 'bout deez nutz!?!? Also, what's for dinner, honey. I'm starving.

"No one paid the Price."

Ilsa to Victor: "I think we'll get it done in Rick's."

Did the Giants sign him? Makes sense.

When your mom walks out of the stands, maybe it's time to call it a night.

Really disliking the Capital One commercials with Jimmy Fallon.

Ridiculous

["undrafted free agent rookie" Sazenbacher makes TD catch]

All this, but add a little chili powder for some earthiness.

Dan Wheldon died in the accident.

Awful. Simply awful. And we had those nice stripes in the stands today.

I guess our FG kicker had his leg amputated in the past minute.

My TV is so messed up it keeps showing a "16" next to Illinois at the bottom of the screen.

The ghost of Bon Scott agrees.

Eagles and Rockets and Peace Pipes- it's a microcosm of early 'merica!

Clearly Liverpool needs to rethink its Maginot defense strategy.

I have enjoyed the Kirkland margarita mix on a few occasions. I particularly like a Patron silver topper on it.

Saw them in Chicago a couple years ago. Great live act. Their cellist (yes, they have a cellist) was throwing his instrument (say what you will) around the stage like it was violin.