I think the real story here is that the Pirates can afford a Twitter feed.

Look at this fucking make-them-jump-through hoops-ter.

Shortly after this taping a still confused Nipsy Russell coined the phrase "winning ugly."

After you see six of Pele's lava tsunamis it's time to change the battery in your smoke detector.

Well, Joe Buck thinks moon is a four-letter word...

I was starting to write a comment about that comment, but I think it's best if I just let it stand on its own.

If you need an interlude book to keep on the toilet (for when you don't want to get into a new BIG book) I recommend American Places: Encounters with History. It's various historians takes on historic places ranging from Monticello to Graceland.

Also announced today by the LFL was that Michael's home town will be awarded an expansion team. The Gary Gilmore Girls begin play next season.

The only place more nothing ever happened was on 90th Street.

You probably already knew this, but it's simply not safe to live in Ohio:

I've always hated brussels sprouts. From their difficult pronunciation to their tasting like boiled dirt leaves. That is until I sautéed the hell out of them one night.

I need to know what Coach Ditka thinks of this unread book before I can make my uninformed opinion.

How 'bout deez nutz!?!? Also, what's for dinner, honey. I'm starving.

"No one paid the Price."

Ilsa to Victor: "I think we'll get it done in Rick's."

Did the Giants sign him? Makes sense.

When your mom walks out of the stands, maybe it's time to call it a night.

Really disliking the Capital One commercials with Jimmy Fallon.

Ridiculous

["undrafted free agent rookie" Sazenbacher makes TD catch]