All this, but add a little chili powder for some earthiness.

Dan Wheldon died in the accident.

Awful. Simply awful. And we had those nice stripes in the stands today.

I guess our FG kicker had his leg amputated in the past minute.

My TV is so messed up it keeps showing a "16" next to Illinois at the bottom of the screen.

The ghost of Bon Scott agrees.

Eagles and Rockets and Peace Pipes- it's a microcosm of early 'merica!

Clearly Liverpool needs to rethink its Maginot defense strategy.

I have enjoyed the Kirkland margarita mix on a few occasions. I particularly like a Patron silver topper on it.

Saw them in Chicago a couple years ago. Great live act. Their cellist (yes, they have a cellist) was throwing his instrument (say what you will) around the stage like it was violin.

When I shuffle off this mortal coil I'll know I didn't live a good life when I'm forced to recline in a chair watching TV for eternity. The TV will consist of three channels, one with this video on a loop. The second with Stephen A. Smith repeating "quite frankly" over and over. And the third with Jay Mariotti's…

Nedo Nadi would be ashamed of the state of fencing these days.

Tinkering Behind the Scenes was also the title of a particularly disturbing episode of Oz.

Say what you will, but nobody does the worried fan montage like Fox.

Well, it's good to see Charlie Brown on the winning side for once.

If I hear much more of this, I'll go catatonic. If so, just roll me away.

Every time he says it my reaction is still the same.

Yeah, he really needs to turn the page.

Why haven't we used a timeout yet?

I'm still amazed Al Davis was only 82 years old.