A fully conceived scoring drive. I might wet myself.

I really don't understand how he's not on the Fire that Asshole list. At least put a special mention in to fire Martz.

Yeah, my wife does all the giving so I made sure they understood that half of her contribution was mine.

I got one about 5 min before kickoff from the U of I alumni give-us-money-phone-a-thon. Weird.

Meanwhile, Hank Williams Jr is screening Birth of a Nation in his basement tonight.

One man's dog feces, another man's fish bait.

This is [something], Emma.

At least he'll have a great future blowing green bubbles around his microphone. The act never gets old.

I am ashamed to be a part of the 99% now.

Re: The view from Philly, five weeks in

As a 36-year-old former athelte I'm sure I can help. (And by former athlete I mean I was a utility infielder on my sophomore high school baseball team.)

I think the Puss in Boots ads are a clever Belichick ploy to distract Rex Ryan.

+1 Jon Gruden bulge

I Billieve!

What no Ravens, Browns, Cowboys, Dolphins, Rams, Redskins love? Where is my bye week open thread?!?!?

BREAKING NEWS Generalissimo Al Davis is still dead.

It's a little known fact that Fred Smoot was the real life figure Pixar used to model Woody.

Ooh look, the Not Red Sox and the Not Yankees have started playing again.