This reminds me of my favorite Onion article.

Posted this in the Open Thread, but I'll put it here as well:

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That's something the Chicago Jones of 3 years from now likes to hear.

I've researched this and found out that there's a lot of icing afterwards. If you do this plan it around a weekend she's out of town and there is a lot of sports watching/DVR catching upping to do.

Sit on a X-ray machine while DUANing?

I was going to say the 1989 Cleveland Indians but then I remembered it was just a movie. (Damn you sport entertainment complex; you've too much influence!)

I hope you waited 10 seconds before making that joke.

For whatever reason I've a 2 second window to click a flash video or else it's just an image. Then I reload and try to get lucky (just like college.)

I was going to go with something similar about people saying Walter wasn't a saint, but this worked in some Costas-hate- I like it.

The year was 1992 when Duke...

knowing that 99 percent of them would be fully on board with "win at all costs" again?

Are you sure he wasn't at a Poison/Damn Yankees concert?

Yes.

Andre Romelle Young brings a lot of Tanqueray to the party.

Good post. Their our a lot of things I agree with in it. You're writing is also very well. I look forward to you're next won.

University of Kentucky Basketball- Not for Funzies.

That's the law in the great state of New York too. For the Deadspin, LLC- [www.law.cornell.edu]

I tried replying with a link to a Robyn Hitchcock performance from early Letterman, but I got nibbled. See the YouTubes for his "Madonna of the WASPs" if interested.

Fowl Balls and Legal Risks is the pamphlet given out at the annual Turkey Testicle Festival in Huntley, IL.