Everyone loves a boner

I imagine if he paces himself over the course of a summer he can make the ride. It would help his future book sales to have a testicle removed and to piss off the French while taking copious amounts of horse testosterone.

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Fair.

Maybe it's been said already but, NEW ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT EPISODES!!!! then the movie.

I like it when Ray Lewis misses tackles.

Speaking of ads, I had closed captioning on and found out that the Civic driver is a hoodie ninja.

Jones on Jones violence increases tonight in Dallas.

So the Bengals beat the best team in the AFC, so they must now be the best team in the AFC. See you in Indy, Cinci!

Whose erections?

At first I thought you wrote Ian Eagle. Either way, I agree.

Thinking about converting, is he?

Is that what that is?

If Messi scores all of Barcelona will be Sporting Gijons. Amirite?

You should have told her you switched to a green household cleaning program and you've been scrubbing all day, then run, crying, into the bathroom and close and lock the door. And presto- more alone time.

Has Jon Gruden ever spent more than $7 on a haircut?

Qui veut a le sexe Joakim?

I still can't figure out why the NL Central Champion Cardinals are traveling to Philly for the first round.

THAT made me happy.

Here comes Illinois's bad clock management. Our coaches suck at math.