I am ashamed to be a part of the 99% now.

Re: The view from Philly, five weeks in

As a 36-year-old former athelte I'm sure I can help. (And by former athlete I mean I was a utility infielder on my sophomore high school baseball team.)

I think the Puss in Boots ads are a clever Belichick ploy to distract Rex Ryan.

+1 Jon Gruden bulge

I Billieve!

What no Ravens, Browns, Cowboys, Dolphins, Rams, Redskins love? Where is my bye week open thread?!?!?

BREAKING NEWS Generalissimo Al Davis is still dead.

It's a little known fact that Fred Smoot was the real life figure Pixar used to model Woody.

Ooh look, the Not Red Sox and the Not Yankees have started playing again.

This reminds me of my favorite Onion article.

Posted this in the Open Thread, but I'll put it here as well:

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That's something the Chicago Jones of 3 years from now likes to hear.

I've researched this and found out that there's a lot of icing afterwards. If you do this plan it around a weekend she's out of town and there is a lot of sports watching/DVR catching upping to do.

Sit on a X-ray machine while DUANing?

I was going to say the 1989 Cleveland Indians but then I remembered it was just a movie. (Damn you sport entertainment complex; you've too much influence!)

I hope you waited 10 seconds before making that joke.

For whatever reason I've a 2 second window to click a flash video or else it's just an image. Then I reload and try to get lucky (just like college.)

I was going to go with something similar about people saying Walter wasn't a saint, but this worked in some Costas-hate- I like it.