At first I thought you wrote Ian Eagle. Either way, I agree.

Thinking about converting, is he?

Is that what that is?

If Messi scores all of Barcelona will be Sporting Gijons. Amirite?

You should have told her you switched to a green household cleaning program and you've been scrubbing all day, then run, crying, into the bathroom and close and lock the door. And presto- more alone time.

Has Jon Gruden ever spent more than $7 on a haircut?

Qui veut a le sexe Joakim?

I still can't figure out why the NL Central Champion Cardinals are traveling to Philly for the first round.

THAT made me happy.

Here comes Illinois's bad clock management. Our coaches suck at math.

Or that.

Just heard out of the mouth of Beth Mowins, "There's a Persa party in Champaign."

In high school and college I had thought 30 years old would be a good age to get married. And that almost happened except for having a ring handed back to me when I was 29. (Happy ending- I got married to a non-crazy amazing girl 5 years later.)

My Goodness

The half star is because they at least they let you bring your beer in.

INVISIBLE BALL!

Picture I now can't get out of my head:

Maury Buford: Hello, Buford Roofing.

Actually the Broncos fans are just inviting their coach to the opening of David Mamet's highly anticipated follow-up to Glengarry Glenn Ross, The Endless Boughs of Willows.

To save money Minor League ID cards are just Subway Sub Club cards with the team name written on them.