Right now, I'm baffled by how we survived as a species when prehistoric man's teething infants were screaming and drawing in every sabertooth whatnot imaginable.

Except for articles about Michael Jordan's golf bag, this is the most interesting NBA piece I've read in a long time.

Buffalo fans need to channel their negative outburst into something more creative:

Not just any old dong bump, but a Coors Light Cold Hard Blast!

Howaboutthat?

Hurting DU!AN:

Or Paul McCart- nevermind.

Agreed. Too bland.

Between coaching gigs, Mr. Holtz has employed himself as an entertainer specializing in bat mitzvahs and evangelical bachelor parties.

Sarah's tweet an hour before that was:

Looks likes these two missed the day in health class instructing them about the proper way to use a seat condom.

1 year. But then I became employed as a stay-at-home dad. I've never worked harder in my life.

No, I haven't wondered that.

Juice is just soda without the bubbly deliciousness.

Ooh, fun chart! That would look nice on my wall. Let me just spool up the ol' dot matrix and were in business.

Now I want arepas.

/Fantasy on

I'm pretty sure this has everything to do with the fact that Belichick can't handle the big city spotlight of Boston.

For a few months last year I had an obscenely high BABIP, but then my wife got pregnant.

What level sudoku do you think Peyton is doing in the box tonight?