While others prefer stickum on their gloves, Mike enjoys soaking his hands in Palmolive on the sidelines.

My God did they put all of the stem cells in Peyton's forearm?

Who buried Lane Staley under Soldier Field?

Hey, that could be an important game. One of those two teams has a good chance of getting beat in the playoffs by a vastly superior wildcard team.

Hey Lovie, why the hell did we ever get on that boat?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Hey yeah!

My name is Fred. Mr. Jackson if you're nasty!

Yeah, I'll take it too. I figured we would've had a 4-0 start sometime in the Mike White era. Then I researched it a little and found out he had Brad Childress as an assistant coach. Things fell into place after that.

Apropos of nothing (can I say that still?) Illinois is 4-0 for the first time in 60 years. This makes me happy and sad all at once.

I have to be honest, I envisioned a completely different ending to the C-Roll.

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In that case his dream headline:

He's just pissed because he promised to never wash that flannel again after Eddie Vedder wiped his snot on it.

What does his man purse say?

I haven't seen that many man bracelets since the Battle of Actium.

"I love Brian Piccolo. And tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him."

It's got Jesus in it. If it gets cancelled, it'll come 3 days later.

All things being equal I'd take a hunk of meat from Lady Gaga's dress over a part of NOT Eddie Vedder's flannel shirt any day.

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