My God, the Illini just beat their first ranked opponent since 2007. My God.

You read Deadspin for the articles?

You read Deadspin for the articles?

Booze always works- maybe a bottle for each.

I'm more of a Fuck Me Legal Boxers guy.

Did something go wrong with the Telepods?

Jimmy Buffet and his shame.

Officer, please, for God's sake, they're looting the Food King!

Paul Westerberg and Johnny Mars of The Replacements

Do they send the Vancouver Canucks 2011 Stanley Cup Champions gear to Nunavut?

So will they start a new tradition in Vancouver (where they don't need silly traditions) and pass an empty Sedin jersey to the player who doesn't show up on the box score* each night?

The Blue Sun Also Rises Behind a German Ass. (Original working title.)

He's been on my to-read list for over 15 years. Amazing how life can get in the way of a good read.

Novel DUAN:

If it seemed like a dead-end, or ready-made fatigue, it's because its only referent was itself. Coco Chanel said, at some point, "This really makes me see how fashion happens."

Makes sense. He did go to a Catholic school with a Demon mascot.

I see they left towels out to wipe up the body paint.

I get Time, Dwell, and Consumer Reports.

I know it's a cult classic but They Live with Rowdy Roddy Piper is one I have to watch whenever it's on. The writing and acting are downright awful and it includes a ridiculously drawn out fight scene or two.