I like how you give her the benefit of the doubt from behind. It's good policy.

Readership, ha! You slay me, Deadspin Managing Editor Tom Socca, you slay me.

VLBJ Day? I need to find Mrs. Jones before the night is over!

"By the time the strapping chestnut hit the 16th pole, everyone at Belmont knew there would be a great deal to learn about this gelding and his human connections"

I hate baseball stats yet I still took this quiz: [www.mentalfloss.com]

Custer hurt as Indians drop Yanks.

Mrs. Jones is well above my paygrade. But she's a psychologist, so my marriage may be some elaborate 1975 Soviet-era mind study.

"Bye bye, horse racing season."

Vivid Video has a similar award for its unsung fluffers: a well used tooth brush.

Leaving doesn't solve everything, but it does make the next morning less awkward.

All I got was an iRobot.

Game 6: Dallas will lead most of the game. After some favorable calls going D-Wade's way the Heat will come back and win with 10 seconds left forcing a Game 7. ABC executives go into a tizzy. The stadium will be 1/2 full, (or half empty.)

Very excited about this!

Mauvelous, simply mauvelous.

They must have edited out the part where they pass around the orange slices. Whose turn was it to bring the treats?

Haywood Jablowbyme?

I'm still waiting for him to smack the rabbit and ruin his reelection chances.

Is it Kurt Russell night? Let me know if "Escape from New York" comes on.

And his mom has never forgiven him for that giant noggin. Poor lady.

You out sports in my politics!!!11!