@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Does your dong bit?

Puts these lyrics in a whole new perspective:

These are not the awards you are looking for.

@I Like Cheap Beer: placitum ut uckfa?

I really wish I had time to care about LeBron (and the NBA) but I've got 500 more mock drafts to complete before August.

Guber's crazy for you, David Lee.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Never forget the Beaver Wars. Never forget.

@JB*: You are! De Paul!

Kaka looks angry at God in that photo. Speaking of which I shouldn't have had that chicken vindaloo last night.

@umfan83: But they're better than the Astros...

The worst three days of sport just got worser with this news.

I don't believe you have a cousin Jeff. Enjoy your season tickets.

@ClueHeywood: Is fellatio an emotion?

This reads like every email my stepdad has ever sent me except those reference some man from Kenya named Barry who's trying to steal America from America.

@ClueHeywood: But would you watch a Phil Jackson/Doc Rivers wrestling match???

@Occam's Racer: Did Maradona bring his kids to South Africa?

@Island of Misfit Toys: Win and advance. Also, see comment below.

prescribed tablets for blood flow to the brain to be taken daily.

@SignGuyDino: He really wants back on the team wearing a jersey whilst podcasting from his den. Would've like it better if he was in a red and white striped knit cap and sweater with over-sized glasses.