The worst three days of sport just got worser with this news.

I don't believe you have a cousin Jeff. Enjoy your season tickets.

@ClueHeywood: Is fellatio an emotion?

This reads like every email my stepdad has ever sent me except those reference some man from Kenya named Barry who's trying to steal America from America.

@ClueHeywood: But would you watch a Phil Jackson/Doc Rivers wrestling match???

@Occam's Racer: Did Maradona bring his kids to South Africa?

@Island of Misfit Toys: Win and advance. Also, see comment below.

prescribed tablets for blood flow to the brain to be taken daily.

@SignGuyDino: He really wants back on the team wearing a jersey whilst podcasting from his den. Would've like it better if he was in a red and white striped knit cap and sweater with over-sized glasses.

Can Findley's yellow card be rescinded?

@SynicVance2.0: No worries. Shitty officiating turned me off the NBA years ago. Here's hoping the same doesn't happen with futbol.

@SynicVance2.0: Just referencing tomorrow's New York Post headline, but take it any way you want.

Slovakia wins 2-2!!!11!!11!

@SynicVance2.0: Bend it! Wait. No, don't bend it.

@RamV10: I agree it's a fine song choice, but it seems a little early in the tournament to be spending "Africa" already.

I was in a Dave Matthews cover band called Gemsbok Tripe once.

@The Second Spitter: That's not nice.

Dear Interweb People,

Love to, but can't. I'm on "was that an off color remark or a southern colloquialism" watch for the WGN White Sox broadcast.