@Ken Gryphon Jr.: But did he go to Syracuse?

@Chris Fenton: As a 12 year veteran of the architecture industry, I agree. Though if the bathrooms are crowded, no one will care.

@UweBollocks: Lee Wayne? Bray

#13- I'm not sure what that horse's intentions are, but I agree with his perspective. (Hey-o?)

I already forgot the question.

Boomer Esiason knows EVERYBODY.

"insufferable dickweeds" and "gay mafia"

It's amazing how she caught the phone...

OMG, is that Cunt Dempsey!!!11!!1!

@G.O.B.: Come on!: Why would boys play softba- whoa.

@UweBollocks: They would feature Oguchi Onyewu as Fat Man and José Torres as Little Boy.

American Revolutionary humor- too soon, too soon...

I'm just happy that we can now concentrate on the BP Crosstown Cup presented by BP.

@Phintastic: Capitalization or lack there of shows preference- Trent Dilfer greater than god.

@Spielman: She's a giant in her industry. Or just a giant according to that picture. #deadspindecadium

I was once in all male review called, "50 Hot Ones Comin' At Ya."*

@titansfan78: I'm not sure if you both share an ex or not, but if so, I too, (for no reason at all,) wish herpes on her. #newyorkyankees

@Eureka Street: So they've only reported on 8 or 9 things today? Hey-oh! #jimnantz

@Artie Fufkin: Or their penchant for placing transformers on goalposts. #highschoolfootball

I can't believe I forgot about Workout Day!!!11! I've got to run to Walgreens and pick up something for the wife. #worldseries