@J-No: Dare to dream.

@Chicago Jones: Well, that sucked.

Seems Mr. Orton will be getting married next week in Hawaii. I hope there are (rule-breaking) bachelor party pictures out there.

If PETA one day does rule the universe may they choose Alicia Silverstone as Queen of All Things.

@RBS: Looking out the window at Hubbard's Cave right now. If the zombies attack, I'm done for. My only chance will be to hop from roof to roof.

Kilborn? Not like he's doing anything right now.

Holy shit! Narwhals are real???

A whole community of people named Ed would frighten and intrigue me.

@HIV 2 Elway: I'm not sure I want to go pantsless at a cock fight...

This reminds me, as a Catholic I won't be able to eat previously killed chicken today. I'll have to have previously killed sea bass for every meal.

INVISIBLE PENISES OF ERIC GORDON

@tater: Shitter's full.

Try the Royal Crown Draft Cola- the cola with a beer label: [www.rccolainternational.com]

Hi you guys! How are you? Oops, colitis acting up again- I'll be back in a minute.

The thirteen year old in me is offended by this post. The thirteen year old in me has forgotten about this post in order to masturbate to a (the?) Samantha Fox video.

I didn't know WWE had a signing day.

I'd like to buy them each a Black and Tan to show my sympathy.

@The Smoot-Holey Tryst: He should have used the "I didn't know there was a hole in my pocket" defense.

@Chicago Jones: My apologies to the WWI veterans who read this for not including "/too soon."

I'm going to go with all the organophosphates.