This was better on IMAX.

@44 in a Row: for a MSM writer.

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over the interwebs.

@Rob Iracane: Peck Irony Not

"Next year we'll be awesome."

"We learned that the Heartbreakers are not the greatest backing band of all time." —Americanz in USA

For more great anecdotes regarding Belial, may I suggest I, Lucifer and anything regarding the pre-Superbowl 2007 New England Patriots.

@TheWrathofQBEagles: 30 Days in the Hole for him!!!

Eddie Sutton coached Greg Od- ah, forget it.

Blowout's coming.

I failed a class I audited once.

Boredom by a lot.

@Yinka Double Dare: I hope the cast drove in early tonight...

Look for Alfonso Soriano to play a half-inning, Jeff Samardzija give up 10 hits to AA players, and Mark DeRosa to play every position.

@Chicago Jones: Dammit!

Skate of DIE!!!

@SlickBomb: Strippers I can get behind; it's the swingers that freak me out.

@Yinka Double Dare: For me it's the chocolate cookie straws in the shakes.

I sometimes change hands. It's like a totally different person.

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