The word 'guano' makes me laugh.

Where was the Vandy voting block when Will Perdue needed him most?

Is that the Roger Clemens Cafetorium in Roger Clemens Elementary School?

@Phony Gwynn: He does have the ability to conjour up invisible sub sandwiches out of nowhere.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: tomato/teauxm'teaux

We'll get into Roger Clemens more a little bit later

Everything's closed and I'm hungry for lunch.

@78deville: I think that's a sign of Compulsize Zooking Addiction.

@SlantedAndDisenchanted: Putting it that way does make it seem better.

I must ask: How does a NATIONAL CHAMPION lose to two teams that end the season unranked?

/threadjack

I didn't know Tulsa had a football team until this year.

@Christ Sabo: Will Harry Dean Stanton be playing him in the movie?

Self-aware retarded kids: I salute you.

A socially inept former co-worker won our firm's employee of the year award three years straight. He was the first and only winner of this award. I laughed with my bosses every time he was awarded the trophy. It wasn't funny, but my dignity has been bought off with a small paycheck for some time now.

@Donald_Igwebuike: Canada's liberal stripper-touching policy will cheer him up.

@MerryLander: Mike Wallace: /shits pants

Seven years at the University of Texas and he gives us this:

@FFJMH

So when do the cable rates go up again?