More importantly, Sheriff Joe is hiring!!!

@katni: There's an AJD down there too. I think that's nibblian for THE BALLS.

@SonofSpurrier: If Rivers is knocked out and J Billy Volek comes in, how many more signs that the Apocalypse is drawing nigh would be left?

Ben Franklin his ass*

Link to Penelope Cruz story = I have no idea what original story was about.

Insert funny joke about Nibbles eating more than Orangino.

I give this 10 more minutes.

@LeagueofShadows: Welcome to the underground. Dues are paid at the first of the month.

@BigTenObsession: Chris Rose?

So is Rocky the White Wizard to Bill's Grey?

@HeavyPettingZoo: Don't forget the team formerly known as the NOOCH!

If you take 'BCS' and substitute the letters with other letters you get '###'.

Big Cats by 10.

I was hoping the "real reason" would have something to do with the Song Girls (naked in my bed.)

@phillas: half-caf pussies.

Carlisle by 7.

I see in his profile that he's a fan of Cleveland/Ohio teams and a Jeff Garcia reacharound.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Believe it or not, I'm going to do a pushup from the grave.

It beats that heresy that is science fact.