@Chico Mike: I went to CraigCon once- I'm a sucker for inside information on Coach.

@Tuffy: @J-No: And an appearance in The Milky Waif!!!11!!

@LosOsosdeChicago: and Gary Crowton. Fall comes before the pride?

No arrows or preview text on IE. But I can send this article to a friend. I'll be sending it to tips@deadspin.com shortly.

Where's Charlie Steiner when you need him most?

Dr. Tits' main research interests lie in various aspects of numerical optimization

it ended up screwing a ton of people who have rode Romo

I never knew Perry Farrell was such an Atlanta sports fan.

ANTEATERS!

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I think I saw Verne Lundquist do it once, but it's something I've been trying to forget ever since.

@J.E. Skeets: It's on NFL Network so neither will most.

Again, no love for the NFL. What's that you say? Cinci and San Francisco. Well, then- carry on.

@Tuffy: As long as it's in pill, or better yet, liqui-cap form. I don't want to end up as headline fodder.

I clicked on your link, Skeets. Does that count as my holiday charitable giving? (I don't feel any better about myself.)

True story- My great grandfather is the lone survivor of the world's funniest joke.

@BigRicks: Maybe Mr Berry didn't leave cab fare for the comment collector intern after the party.

Rick- Don't you love it when commenter ask asinine questions to the article's author expecting an answer? Well, don't you? Are you going to answer me?

@PeteJayhawk: Is Sunflower Broadband featured at 6girls1cox.com?

@PeteJayhawk: It's on NFL Network so no on can watch.

Teammate of Koby Clemens: Ya' got steroids?