At least he didn't write "for steroids" in the memo.

@Dave J.: Is that what they're calling DeVry now?

@Jefferson Short Bus: or both.

rjr is flawless

Fukudome, definitely Fukudome. By the way, I might own part of Wrigley Field soon.

Someone on Jalopnik just changed their handle to Ed Schumacher.

Ralf Schumacher sheds a tear after getting passed in his Audi R8.

@Hazel Maes Landing Strip: The kangaroo might be "now," but the saki monkey is definitely "next."

Tough call but I think January wins 35-33.

At the risk of sounding like an ESPN commenter:

Imus thinks Shanahan has nappy hair.

I don't care what anyone posts.

We dominated the third period until they scored.

Time out.

"'Don't you want to see the sexiest couple in Cincinnati'" enjoy themselves?

14% might not be enought to put up with pictures of Salisbury's junk.

Remember "Candy?" You know damn well Iggy Pop hit that shit.

@Tuffy: Billy Sianis smiles, then goes back to shoveling goat shit for eternity.

steroidsaresomethingyoushootin...

Melvin Lacy Renfro thanks you for the shout out!