That's nice for Dick.

Ron Zook breaks toilets.

@J-No: My lip is still bleeding. I guess you're supposed to remove the thorns before clenching a rose in your teeth...

*to (Nyquill kicking in.)

@Kid Canada: only if you were proposed too by Chris Meyers.

@Tuffy: Where's Lando as charming ladies man drinking malt liquor?

Little people make me laugh.

I'd have to go with Ranchero. But if you call a group that in New Mexico you get a bunch of Honorfists up your ass.

Her eyes; they didn't blink. I was under her spell.

@Juancho: Not that you asked, but I put Bush Underwood and then Simpson.

So I see Blaze was an inspiration to a young Brady Quinn.

@stuckintheivy: Thank you. I have that much more to say at a bar because of you.

@Gourmet Spud: Bobby Knight?

it will distract you from the horror that comes when your team gives $12 million for four years to Kyle Lohse

Home-schooling is hell on social development.

Les is mor.

Chicago Jones is less interested in Lindsey Lohan than you might think.

@Tuffy: But what if it's in the business of giving people the business?

I can't talk right now. Simmons is chatting for like 6 hours!!!11!!

I guess we'll have to wait until the Champs Sports Bowl to decide this.