@Lisa_from_Illinois: I choose to remember the 1999 Deaddotcomcompany Bowl and try to forget most others.

The greatest commenter in all of Gatordum.

Can't wait for the 10 minute long discussion of the word "confluence."

Who is this Mr. Daulerio you speak of and what has he done with the balls?

Where's your SEC now, Shanoff?

Today? Was it the warm up game for Mizzou/KU?

I thought the Bandwagoneer said that this was going to be an easy game for LSU...

Mmm, turkey wafting from my head...

Choreographed male dancing frightens their heterosexual souls.

I can only assume that Elway's teeth shield him from the pure power exuding from He that is Ditka.

@Bort: I'm a little slow, but +1.

Who would win a fight between Anton Chigurh and Kaiser Soze?

Sorry about all that shit in Texas, friend-o.

Sorry for making your lake boil with my feet.

Lewdicwis.

@Arriaga_II: on land or water?

Zook is wearing gloves so the bar doesn't melt from the intensity of the Zook-paws.

Ron Zook has no need for water skis (or a boat.)

Give someone a frickin' pulpit...

Now Lloyd can go back to consulting for the talking pictures.